Not Michael Cera
Hi I'm ryan and I... yeah thats pretty much it.

zorofab:

Pokémon…Pokémon has changed…

transvex:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

iwriteaboutfeminism:

So far so good, Tuesday night in Ferguson. 

#
#me

nowyoukno:

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FOR HOW MUCH HE SPENT HE COULD HAVE FLOWN IN FIRST CLASS

soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм

ultrafacts:

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(They also do this with humans)

everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead