Not Michael Cera
Hi I'm ryan and I... yeah thats pretty much it.

kordova:

90sgeekchic:

Squad turn up

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burgertv:

use this as your ringtone for when your mom calls

jarl-ballin-of-whiterun:

"They think I’m a man out of control… but I’ve never had so much control."
-Aiden Pearce

So ghoul

ayi-san:

Aiden Pearce~

Whats the point of this bus stop if they always pass it.

How to get a date

tfwnorearguard:

•Stand next to your chosen partner
•Wait until you get S Rank support
•Congratulations you are now married
•Don’t talk to them ever again

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

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bedussey:

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