The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.
CAN’T NOT REBLOG
oh god can’t breathe
god gave us two hands for a reason
I’M SO PUMPED BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS COLBERT’S ROLE IN THE HOBBIT CONFIRMED, BUT HIS SONS AND WIFE ARE IN THE MOVIE TOO.
when you see da booty
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SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE