“Kill all sons’a bitches, that’s my ‘fficial instructions.”
“Aww, HELL YEAH! Being in a video game would be awe-some, I’d get one of them fancy finishin’ moves. Like that Ike guy, his fire sword was IN—SANE!”
“Oh Man! There was this one time, when me and my folks went over to Keith’s family’s for Thanksgiven’ when we were nothin,’ but kids. Right, anyway Keith and I was playin’ in the yard when he yelled “Watch this,” before he climbed up onto the roof of the chicken coop…”
[/five minutes later]
“…then the daddy Rooster charged at him, just like one of ‘em Big Arms! Anyways this bird went to town on Keith, damn near ripped one of his eyes out. I swear Ol’ Keith still has a few foot scratches under his eyes— Hahaha! But boy that sure was funny!”
